Variable Voyager Gifts

'Can you use this dolly to show us what was done to you by the variable exponent?'

2x + 5 = 13. Arithmetic might be education, but that algebra stuff is indoctrination!

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Evolution.

Mac OS 20

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Obsession with the Internet.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Internet Cafe.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Ted Hughes

Lizard Amusement Park

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"It's a hybrid!"

Volcanic ash...

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."