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'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Whatever he's eating.'

Coffee Menu

Caution, Student Self-Driver

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Baby on Board, Mother on Edge.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Guy Fieri

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"...And just what is wrong with deviled ham and deviled eggs?"

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

Arabian Cuisine

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'