Adventure Foodie T-Shirts

Mountaintop Dessert

'Ooo, I hope they have strawberry!!' -(Ice cream stand)

"I told you not to bring only dehydrated food!"

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

6 Brothers Falafel

Try to guess the continent dining...

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Before/After

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Man's cooking explodes.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

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'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Tzatzikicicle

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"They know me here."