Adventure Foodie Prints

Mountaintop Dessert

'Ooo, I hope they have strawberry!!' -(Ice cream stand)

"I told you not to bring only dehydrated food!"

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"You owe me five bucks."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Before/After

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Man's cooking explodes.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Tzatzikicicle

'Who ordered the shark?.' '