Family Recipe Enthusiast Gifts

"Gracie, if you're going off to college, you should know how to cook!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"You've all been like a company to me."

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

Cook in the cookery section.

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

French man holding a dish.

"More aphorisms, please!"

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."