Pastry Enthusiast Gifts

Boulangerie/Patisserie/Debaucherie.

Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery

"It sure is great to be back in France."

'No Madam, we won't make you wait all day, we close in ten minutes...'

'And your job is?' 'Putting the holes in the donuts.'

'Pastry sniffing canine corporation' entering a 'Diet clinic dormitory'.

'My puff pastry doesn't always rise either.'

The Three Doctors.

"If you can get past the name, they really are quite delicious."

"So are your Blueberry tarts."

"What are those filled with?" "Insulin."

The Master chef had produced his masterpiece... a monster Danish pastry!

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Fat man in baker shop, "Sorry sir, I think you've had enough."

"I'm not casting aspersions, but when you started on the bakery counter you only weighed 7 stone."

"I like making pastry... It gets your hands clean."

Lunch

Pie

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

"George often brings his work home with him."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Lily makes an apple puff.

Garage management decided the best way to survive in the current economy was to diversify.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Ask About Our Diet Doughnuts! All the calories are in the holes.

Donut Shop. I call this my "Oval Office".

14! What does that mean? We started the day with 100 pastries. We sold 85. There should be 15 left. But there are only 14. Overreaction coming. STOLEN SCONE!!! Breathe.

I don't want this pastry recall to cause a panic. Just discreetly walk up to people's tables, ask them if they want more water, then snatch their pastries. It might cost you your tip, but we all have to make sacrifices. You're the devil.

I don't see how you expect us to recall our tainted pastries. Companies do it all the time. Mattel just recalled millions of toys made in China. Sure, but this is different. Oh sure, punish the little guy. People have already eaten the pastries! Well then I hope they don't expect a refund.

F&E Bakery. April is the cruller-est month. Any other bright ideas for a seasonal promotion?

Today's special... donuts.

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

(Experimental dessert) (Pi à la mode)

"This is our chance to grab all the left over pastries in the conference room."