Pastry Appreciation Gifts

Bakery. $15 ea. They're expensive because they make you psychic. We call them "eclairvoyants"!

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Tension filled the tent.

Today's special... donuts.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Pastry Hat

Pastries and Candy

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Doughboy Dad

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Jewish Geometry

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Coffee shop

Pie Filling Reader

Doughnut Making

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

"I'm a monster."

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Parisian man eating pastries

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"