Pastry Perfections Gifts

'Why can't I make my pastry light?'

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Any time is cake o'clock

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Diner.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

You're the puff in my pastry!

Bermuda Triangles

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Picking pastries.

Punt Cake

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Today's special... donuts.

Tension filled the tent.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Under pressure.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Pastry Hat

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Doughboy Dad

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'