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'No Madam, we won't make you wait all day, we close in ten minutes...'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

'And your job is?' 'Putting the holes in the donuts.'

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

'Pastry sniffing canine corporation' entering a 'Diet clinic dormitory'.

Croissant Neuf.

Tough day coach. What happened?...I think it's pretty obvious Frank...You can't win a ball game with that many turnovers!

Fat man in baker shop, "Sorry sir, I think you've had enough."

'Of all the places, you had to hold up a donut shop!'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'Looks like a hollow point donut fired at close range. See the powdered sugar residue?'

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

"If you can get past the name, they really are quite delicious."

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

3 D printing (Mille Feuille)

Paris is baffled - how did the best French secret agent "blow" his cover?

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

"Hey you...want a bunuelo?"

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."

Donut shop given 4 star rating by the police department.

Pie

Muffin having visitation with another muffin in a bakery display case

"Ooo, are those macaroons fresh?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"I'm a monster."

SMARMLOAF

"Oooooh, I'll take the moon pie."

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"If the cops stop us, we're going to look pretty silly carrying a giant cannoli around the city this time of night."

An unpopular woman in a bakery shop.