French Pastries T-Shirts

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Diner.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

You're the puff in my pastry!

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Picking pastries.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Tension filled the tent.

Bermuda Triangles

Punt Cake

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Today's special... donuts.

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Baking

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Garlic Free Zone.

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"