French Pastries T-Shirts

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

You're the puff in my pastry!

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Today's special... donuts.

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Bermuda Triangles

Picking pastries.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Tension filled the tent.

Punt Cake

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Garlic Free Zone.

Baking

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"