Pastry Tasting T-Shirts

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Tension filled the tent.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Punt Cake

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Picking pastries.

Bermuda Triangles

Today's special... donuts.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Pastries and Candy

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Baking

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"