Pastry Chef Prints

"I'm sorry, but I can't sell you one until you give me the correct pronunciation."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

A woman spins a wheel offering 'pie' or 'no pie'.

Panic Stations in Heaven's Bakery - 'He needs 5000 loaves of bread and he needs them NOW!'

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

A Bun in the Oven.

Too-Humble Pie.

Lady of the Cake.

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Baking

'The souffl? is falling! The souffl? is falling..!'

Dr of Philosophy/Dr of Philo Pastry.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

' NO...NO..Mabel...BUNS!...Hot cross BUNS!'

"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"

"You're the first person I've met who didn't become a pastry chef after suffering a nervous breakdown in a corporate job."

Baking

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

That's what I call Flour Power!

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Chef's duel.

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'What are the best things to put into fruit cake?'

It's a gingerbread cyclops....I ran out of raisins!

"But if you let me lick everything, you won't have to do any dishes."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"I want a very moist angel food cake with an extra tight hole..."

"I'm trying to make up my mind."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'