Puff Pastry Perfectionist T-Shirts

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

You're the puff in my pastry!

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Today's special... donuts.

Bermuda Triangles

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Tension filled the tent.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Punt Cake

Picking pastries.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Under pressure.

Pastry Hat

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Doughboy Dad

Baking

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Doughnut Making