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'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Today's special... donuts.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Pastries and Candy

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Jewish Geometry

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Coffee shop

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Parisian man eating pastries

"George often brings his work home with him."

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'Hey, honey bun!'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

She found baking helped enormously.

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

"I this series he plays a real dramatic roll."

Greedy child

"Where's the Danish?"

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"It sure is great to be back in France."