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"I'm sorry, Dave, but our marriage has lost its narrative flow."

Important Writing Skills

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

Ernest Hemingway

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

'I follow my diet to the letter. It's dotting my Is and crossing my Ts closing my Os and opening my Es that's giving me trouble.'

Frank Lloyd Wright

Sub Editor

Penfriend

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Multi-tasking.

Dog Park

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Nerd tryouts.

Sauce for the Goose

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!