Bread Wizard Gifts

I bake my own bread

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Doughboy Dad

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

I bake my own bread.

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

"And that is how you handle liver!"

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

Baker

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Come dine with me!

Television company new recruit

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'