Bread Wizard Pillows

I bake my own bread

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Doughboy Dad

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

I bake my own bread.

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

"And that is how you handle liver!"

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Television company new recruit

Come dine with me!

Baker

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."