Bread Boss Gifts

I bake my own bread.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Baking

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Licensed to grill.

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Early Morning Roll Call.

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

I bake my own bread

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

"Please rise."

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

Baking Buns

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

A good actor can play any roll.

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

"There he goes. Always trying to butter up the boss."

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

"Change of plan. We decided to go with a material that doesn't spoil so quickly."

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"