Bread Head Gifts

Out of work baker - I knead your dough.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Baking

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

I bake my own bread.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"How are we on bread?"

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Early Morning Roll Call.

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Now play some Metallica!

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

French bread

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

I bake my own bread

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"Being an everything bagel, doesn’t mean you are expected to do everything."

"Please rise."

"Thanks for the starter!"

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."