Bread Buddy Gifts

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

All baking done on the premises

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Baking

Doughboy Dad

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Have you got your make up on yet?

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Cookery Lesson.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Library

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

Boy baking a cake.

"My compliments to the can opener."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."