Baked Goods Buddy Gifts

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Any time is cake o'clock

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Important Food Groups

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Cookery Lesson.

"What does she have that I don't?"

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Boy baking a cake.

Where cronuts come from.

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Nurse, I think I need to use the bread pan."

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

Placier.

'That's not true! Everybody likes you! You're delicious...um, I mean yummy...uh, likable! Yeah, that's it!'

"This man has a compliant with a pie brought to the company picnic."

Baker

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"That's right, Scotty. You came from your Mommy's Belly."

"First, break the egg...."