Baked Goods Gifts

"The last thing I said was 'These brownies are to die for'."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

"Well, it's like this - the WIFI password may be at the bottom of a cup of coffee, or it might be at the bottom of a muffin wrapper. So which would you like to order first?"

"My greatest weakness is a cream puff."

"No, you're not here about a promotion. You're here because of the brownies you brought to the potluck."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

What the Doctor Ordered

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

The Fourth Little Pig

"Where do we put Desserts?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Hungry child

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Are you made of sugar?'