Bread Boss Prints

I bake my own bread.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Baking

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Early Morning Roll Call.

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

I bake my own bread

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"Please rise."

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

Baking Buns

A good actor can play any roll.

"There he goes. Always trying to butter up the boss."

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

'Dreamy! Now how many pounds of beef can you put on one bun?'