Biscuit Buffoon Mugs

"No wonder my mouse wasn't working. I've been using the biscuit from dinner."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Cookie Surveillance

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"Wow, these are good!"

Charity Shop Income on Rise

Doggy Bites

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

The price or the biscuits?

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

The Price or the Biscuits?

Cookie Thief

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

A dog biscuit

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

'Thin enough?'

What do you wish for next year?

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

'So you don't think generously subsidised biscuits will be enough?'

Bowled out.

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