Bouncer Buffs Mugs

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

'Tired of fetching?'

After party at the spill club.

You have had enough

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Club insecurity.

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'The first act of air rage'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Bouncer.

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'