Nightclub Bouncer Mugs

'Now I know why they call them bouncers!'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

'Sorry, sir. You're improperly dressed.'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Punctuation Karaoke Night

Inhospitality tent.

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

After party at the spill club.

You have had enough

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Burlyesque

Club insecurity.

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Bouncer.

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'