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"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

"Wow! That's incredible! I mean...how did you know I used to be a white guy?"

I may be marching to a difference beat, but you are hardly Gene Krupa!

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

After party at the spill club.

You have had enough

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Club insecurity.

The Music Lover.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Bouncer.

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!