Breakfast Banter Enthusiast Prints

'Let's put the past behind us, Lois. And if you don't mind, let's include whatever I do on my upcoming trip to Altoona.'

"I was going to wake you up with oral sex this morning, but you looked like you could use the extra sleep."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"That's it. We’re toast."

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Non-Power Breakfast

Toast: the high energy food

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Pope tarts.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Cereal Tasting.

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."