Sunday Brunch Gifts

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

Dog bringing the Sunday papers.

"#SundayBrunch"

Welcome Spring.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Full English Breakfast.

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Great coffee, Carole."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'As soon as your mother is through laundering the money we'll go out to eat.'

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Chicken

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

Lunch

Ladies who lunch.

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

Lady has a coffee break.

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."