Sunday Brunch Gifts

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

Dog bringing the Sunday papers.

"#SundayBrunch"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Welcome Spring.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Full English Breakfast.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Great coffee, Carole."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'As soon as your mother is through laundering the money we'll go out to eat.'

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

Chicken

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Lunch

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Ladies who lunch.

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"I remember a simpler time when the Sunday dinner tables were divided up for the adults and kids."

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

Lady has a coffee break.