Family Brunch Gifts

'This is spinach, Grandma. Spinach isn't grandmotherly.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Ahhh...'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Christmas Tree

Welcome Spring.

"Hi-yah!"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."