Weekend Brunch Gifts

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'T.M.I.F.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Friday

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Full English Breakfast.

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Great coffee, Carole."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

City centre pub.

Relaxing on a sofa

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Thursday is the new Friday

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?