Breakfast Conjurer Gifts

Vegan Voldemort

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Needs salt!'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Pastry Hat

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Ghostbasters 3

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Witches of Instagram

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

My Cauldron Rules

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

Healthy Witch Digest