Kitchen Curator Pillows

Welcome to the Museum of One's Kitchen

"I call it 'Organised Cabinet Number One'."

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

Paul Klee

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

It's a call from Tate modern.

'Projectile painting.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Ghostbasters 3

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"The new house is almost ready!"

Books / Coffee table books

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"That must be the artist over there."

The perfectionist.

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

Happy Hog - Manet

Sculptor's chippings

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

"I could do that."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

Francoise Gilot