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'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Shoe addict.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

You had me at vintage.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"The new house is almost ready!"

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

My first mistake.

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"John B.: Best Entertainment Value for under $1.79"

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

My own museum.

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chops

Literary Dogs.

"I'll take a latte with Mocha, Vanilla, Caramel, Hazelnut, Cinnamon, Chai, White Chocolate, Pumpkin Spice, Gingerbread, Butterscotch and Marshmallow. Hold the whipped cream, I'm on a diet."

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

"I call it 'Organised Cabinet Number One'."

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

On the Ice.

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

'..or do you think we should go with this one?'

". . . when."

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