Compliment Conjurer Gifts

"If you want more presents, tell Santa he looks thinner in person."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

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"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Bright Idea

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

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'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"Take a letter, any letter"

'You dance like my mother.'

"Not to blow my own horn, but the ad for my book in the 'Times' called it 'extraordinary'."

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

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"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

'It was very good.'

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'

Frank Hires a Relationship Coach.

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"