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"If you want more presents, tell Santa he looks thinner in person."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

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"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

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'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

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"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

"Take a letter, any letter"

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

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'You dance like my mother.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

'It was very good.'

Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'

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