Complimenting T-Shirts

"This man is a wonderful primary-care husband."

"Hey ladies...you're looking super nice... Is that a new outfit? Foxy!"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Self-esteem room

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Complementary Beverages

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"Not to blow my own horn, but the ad for my book in the 'Times' called it 'extraordinary'."

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

'You dance like my mother.'

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"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

Frank Hires a Relationship Coach.

'It was very good.'

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."