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Approval Heaven

"Sergio, how do you like my new dress? And don't beat around the bush."

Ralph soon realised that fishing for compliments wasn't working.

"I love the way you use your bulk."

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

"Thanks for saying nice figure. But try it without the finger quotes, ok?"

'You dance like my mother.'

'I've actually started lying about my age. I tell them I'm ten years older than I actually am so they can tell me I look good for my age!'

'I mean it... you look good in a beard!'

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

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"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

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"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

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Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

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"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

"The boss complimented Bob today... but now he's afraid if he talks to him again he'll say something stupid and ruin it!"

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Frank Hires a Relationship Coach.