Conjuring T-Shirts

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Magic Tricks

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Late BroomStick

Bright Idea

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

Godot finally turns up

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

"She works best in hex mode."

"Don't write it!"

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"He couldn't get a volunteer from the audience."

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

"Have you any thoughts on the matter?"

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

'You do good web design, but there's not a lot of variety in it.'

Trouble

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

Brain Traffic.

Sawing the PC in half.