Conjuring Pillows

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Magic Tricks

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Late BroomStick

Bright Idea

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

Guitars in Heaven

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

"She works best in hex mode."

Godot finally turns up

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

"Don't write it!"

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

"He couldn't get a volunteer from the audience."

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

"Open Resume!"

"Have you any thoughts on the matter?"

'You do good web design, but there's not a lot of variety in it.'

Trouble

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."