Café Contemplator T-Shirts

Express their contemplative side with witty t-shirts that blend humor and mindfulness—perfect for those who cherish coffee and quiet moments of inspiration.

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'All I want to know is--when do I get to use the quadratic formula, political facts of South America, frog anatomy, the ecology of Johnson Creek, and the billions of other things I spent twelve years studying so diligently?'

'All I want to know is--when do I get to use the quadratic formula, political facts of South America, frog anatomy, the ecology of Johnson Creek, and the billions of other things I spent twelve years studying so diligently?'

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'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?' mockup

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

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"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

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'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.' mockup

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

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"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut." mockup

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

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"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril." mockup

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

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'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.' mockup

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

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Caterpillar Paranoia

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"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am." mockup

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

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'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?' mockup

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

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Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity. mockup

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

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Boyfriend Shirt.

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Questioning

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Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog. mockup

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

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Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe mockup

Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe

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'I quit drinking coffee with lunch - it was keeping me awake all afternoon.'

'I quit drinking coffee with lunch - it was keeping me awake all afternoon.' mockup

'I quit drinking coffee with lunch - it was keeping me awake all afternoon.'

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"I bark, therefore I am."

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"I'm going on a retreat."

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Euro crisis

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Meditation for dogs

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Practical Angst: 'I could sit here thinking about my problems until the cows come home, and then I'd have to stop thinking and go and feed them, so I might as well not think to start with.'

Practical Angst: 'I could sit here thinking about my problems until the cows come home, and then I'd have to stop thinking and go and feed them, so I might as well not think to start with.'

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