Café Contemplator Pillows

'All I want to know is--when do I get to use the quadratic formula, political facts of South America, frog anatomy, the ecology of Johnson Creek, and the billions of other things I spent twelve years studying so diligently?'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Boyfriend Shirt.

Questioning

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe

'I quit drinking coffee with lunch - it was keeping me awake all afternoon.'

"I bark, therefore I am."

"I'm going on a retreat."

Euro crisis

Meditation for dogs

Practical Angst: 'I could sit here thinking about my problems until the cows come home, and then I'd have to stop thinking and go and feed them, so I might as well not think to start with.'

A month of Sundays

"Speed is its defining quality - hence the name 'Large' Hadron Collider."

Awning for Customer Use Only

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

'Nobody takes you seriously? -- Are you trying to be funny?'

"What if this is all there is?"

"Well, no, I wouldn't expect it to speak to you."

Happy Stir up Sunday!!

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

'Ahhhh...It's such a beautiful morning outside...the sun is shining...the birds are singing....'

"I'm not sure about this one."

Sad Humour