Caffeine Contemplator Pillows

Scientists have confirmed that caffeine is either good or bad for you

"What if this is all there is?"

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

The Anti-Materialist

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

Questioning

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

Boyfriend Shirt.

"Don't worry about being in your 40's - before you know it, you'll be in your 50's!"

'This looks good. It's a six-hour special on how society is becoming too sedentary.'

Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe

Albert Camus.

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

"I bark, therefore I am."

Israeli soldier

'All I want to know is--when do I get to use the quadratic formula, political facts of South America, frog anatomy, the ecology of Johnson Creek, and the billions of other things I spent twelve years studying so diligently?'

Euro crisis

"I'm going on a retreat."

Meditation for dogs

Carb free support group: 'Oh boy! I can have my cake and not eat it, too!'

Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'

Practical Angst: 'I could sit here thinking about my problems until the cows come home, and then I'd have to stop thinking and go and feed them, so I might as well not think to start with.'

A month of Sundays

Prayers For Agnostics

Happy Stir up Sunday!!

Grim Reaper helpfully offers a smoker a light.

"Lucky for us, mother has been stress baking lately."

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'