Chocolate Contemplator T-Shirts

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'

Professional woman in pub

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

The Anti-Materialist

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Boyfriend Shirt.

Questioning

Dog with Flowers and Chocolates.

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

Albert Camus.

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

'All I want to know is--when do I get to use the quadratic formula, political facts of South America, frog anatomy, the ecology of Johnson Creek, and the billions of other things I spent twelve years studying so diligently?'

"I bark, therefore I am."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"You are what you eat. . . and I plan to be very sweet to you later."

Carb free support group: 'Oh boy! I can have my cake and not eat it, too!'

Meditation for dogs

Visualize Inner 'Piece'...

Descartes' Cat - I meow, therefore I am.

A month of Sundays