Chocolate Contemplator T-Shirts

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'

Professional woman in pub

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Boyfriend Shirt.

Questioning

Dog with Flowers and Chocolates.

Albert Camus.

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

"I bark, therefore I am."

"I'm going on a retreat."

'All I want to know is--when do I get to use the quadratic formula, political facts of South America, frog anatomy, the ecology of Johnson Creek, and the billions of other things I spent twelve years studying so diligently?'

"You are what you eat. . . and I plan to be very sweet to you later."

Meditation for dogs

Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'

Practical Angst: 'I could sit here thinking about my problems until the cows come home, and then I'd have to stop thinking and go and feed them, so I might as well not think to start with.'

A month of Sundays