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"According to my financial advisor, dying was a lucky break before my savings ran out."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Shall we put it in play?"

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

Apocalipsis

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Questioning

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

A month of Sundays

Practical Angst: 'I could sit here thinking about my problems until the cows come home, and then I'd have to stop thinking and go and feed them, so I might as well not think to start with.'

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

Descartes' Cat - I meow, therefore I am.

'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.'

"Sometimes I wonder if there's more to life than unlocking the mysteries of the universe."

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