Comic Contemplator Prints

"According to my financial advisor, dying was a lucky break before my savings ran out."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Shall we put it in play?"

The Anti-Materialist

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

Apocalipsis

Boyfriend Shirt.

Questioning

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.'

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

Practical Angst: 'I could sit here thinking about my problems until the cows come home, and then I'd have to stop thinking and go and feed them, so I might as well not think to start with.'

Descartes' Cat - I meow, therefore I am.

A month of Sundays

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

"Sometimes I wonder if there's more to life than unlocking the mysteries of the universe."

Give them another eclipse. The last one actually made them quite for a few minutes!