Candlelit Contemplator Mugs

Nocturne

Hildegard von Bingen

Candle Portraits.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'Your night writing book, madam.'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

Professional woman in pub

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

The Fuse

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Candles on Drum

Candlelight

"Your candle has gone out."

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

A drum covered in candles

The Invention of the Tea Light

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

In the bleak midwinter

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

Albert Camus.