Candlelight Chronicler Mugs

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Hildegard von Bingen

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Wedding Selfie

The Fuse

Nocturne

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."

Candlelight

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Isn't this romantic?'

Trump Campaign Funding

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

Unguided imagery

"I'm looking for justice."

'My composition is 'parental discipline and what we can do about it'.'

'We should do this more often, not just when the power goes out!'

'Ooops!'

Before Electric Fences

"I cut down all the wicks to move along the romance."

Congregation