Candlelight Detective Mugs

"I'm looking for justice."

Hildegard von Bingen

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Heart to heart talk.

Elusive Shadow.

Nocturne

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Candlelight

'You're an inspector now?'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Oliver Twist - Oliver,with the Pickpocketing Artful Dodger's Mode

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

"It's your dear departed wife. She's located your tonsils and appendix."

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

Golf Crime Scene.

Nonviolent Clue.

'Sorry I can't help, everything is up in the air.'

Unguided imagery

'We should do this more often, not just when the power goes out!'

"Harold! Are you awake? I think you've left your torch on."

Congregation

Old Creepy House Philosophy. When one secret passage closes, another opens!

"Watson - look! The Cheshire cat burglar!"

Before Electric Fences

'After I found out he was a cop, he just stopped calling. Too bad. I thought this time it might lead to something - other than an arrest.'

'Ooops!'

'My brain's secret life is keeping me up nights.'

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

"This place caters to workaholics."