Candlelight Detective T-Shirts

"I'm looking for justice."

Hildegard von Bingen

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Heart to heart talk.

Elusive Shadow.

Nocturne

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

'You're an inspector now?'

Candlelight

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Oliver Twist - Oliver,with the Pickpocketing Artful Dodger's Mode

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'Sorry I can't help, everything is up in the air.'

"It's your dear departed wife. She's located your tonsils and appendix."

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

Nonviolent Clue.

Golf Crime Scene.

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

Unguided imagery

'We should do this more often, not just when the power goes out!'

Congregation

"Harold! Are you awake? I think you've left your torch on."

Before Electric Fences

'Ooops!'

'My brain's secret life is keeping me up nights.'

"Watson - look! The Cheshire cat burglar!"

'After I found out he was a cop, he just stopped calling. Too bad. I thought this time it might lead to something - other than an arrest.'

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

"This place caters to workaholics."

'Hello? Is this Paranormal vet service? My cat has a horrible crop-circle infestation!!'